Audrey Tautou
Nude

Elfin gamine Audrey Tautou first came to the notice of American males when they accompanied their girlfriends to the arthouse sensation Amelie (2001). The guys wondered, “Who is this equivalent of Audrey Hepburn on a honey croissant? Will she ever be seen with her boobies, which are undoubtedly savory, and her buns, which assuredly are taut and toothsome, exposed to the leer of the lens?” Mr. Skin is the one secretly making your life better, because our bit of back-tracking is all that was necessary to clear up those questions. Big-eyed Audrey’s shockingly bountiful boobles bounce during a bathtub soak in Le Boiteux (1999), but the real Tautou sugar high hits in Le Libertin (2000). The savories up front, the taut and toothsome behind–they are every speck as delectable as our hopes and imaginations could have conspired. She flashes that slightest bit of Tautou tata in Dirty Pretty Things (2002), and lets a masseuse rub her bare French fanny. We had to work some knots out ourselves watching Audrey get that sensual rub down! Since then Audrey has hit multiplexes worldwide with the international sensation The Da Vinci Code (2006), and the Coco Chanel biopic Coco Before Chanel (2009). After starring in a bunch more French films, Audrey finally showed American audiences her Holy rollers in The Jesus Rolls (2020). A long awaited spin-off of John Turturro‘s role in The Big Lebowski (1998) while simultaneously a remake of the French film Going Places (1974), it’s just like our opinion man that Audrey’s body has aged to perfection. The French femme both sunbathes topless, and squeezes her naked body between Turturro and Bobby Cannavale, before putting on a mesh top that her nipples burst out of. We were bursting out of our pants because this French treat had us saying boner-petit!